Strokinut Oil USA

The Only 100% Natural Clean Play Grease

Author: Strokinut USA Steve

  • USA Live!!

    USA Live!!

    Guys – WE’RE LOCAL! I can’t believe we’re finally here – this new USA shop is finally online, and can take preorders now for shipping next week!

    Strokinut Oil – Made in Brooklyn, NYC – Designed in London.

    It’s been a hard journey.

    Shipping will be from inside the country, so all prices are what you will pay up front with no worries about import or customs delays or duties.

    Get your new grease in your hands in 1-3 days.

    Free ship on all USA orders $49+!

  • Sorry guys! No usa shipping until November.

    After customers reporting wild customs charges due to the new tariffs, I’ve made the very difficult (and scary!) decision to stop all USA orders until we’re able to ship domestically.

    I had been planning for production in the States from mid 2026, but this is now accelerated!

    I’ll keep you updated.

  • Gone Gritty?

    Gone Gritty?

    Here’s the fix.

    1. Remove the lid
    2. Wipe down the outside with a cloth or paper towel really well
    3. Place in the centre of the microwave plate
    4. Set it on around 800w (usually 60% power in the US, 100% power in UK/Europe)
    5. Microwave for 2 minutes, for about half tin, until mostly clear.
    6. IT IS HOT! Repeat 30s micro and check, until it’s clear.
    7. When mostly clear, quick 10s stir with a teaspoon.
    8. Using protection, grab the tin and place in fridge for 2 hours.
    9. It’ll be good as new!
  • Tariffs, Shipping, and getting into your hands

    Tariffs, Shipping, and getting into your hands

    It’s been a crazy month here at the workshop, and we’re trying to grapple with all the changes (and issues) with shipping, costs, and ultimately make sure we can get Strokinut to you in the way it was meant to arrive.

    I’ve been using ‘slow’ international shippers as they let me keep shipping costs from the UK reasonable to places all over the world, but with temperatures around the world reaching record numbers, our boxes aren’t doing well sitting in shipping containers for days at a time. So we’ve got to adjust and go with fast shippers (2-3 days or so), which will cost a little more. But, you will get your order much more quickly and intact!

    Natural products are always a delicate balance between stability and usability – unlike products full of non-renewable, fossil fuel byproducts like in “Albo”.

    We’re learning as a new small-batch, handcrafted business.

    Thank you again for sticking with us!!

  • shipping holiday 4-10 July!

    Taking a great bate break in Amsterdam! 4 July morning last orders go out for a week!

  • ultraportable incoming

    ultraportable incoming

    Probably the most requested feature that’s been requested is an even more portable version. I’ve been working on something easy to use and sustainable – so not your repurposed soy sauce cup from last night’s takeaway.

    Strokinut “Sock” Edition is incoming. Because this version is meant to be tucked into your sock as you’re either on the move – either thru the city to your d*ck appointment or amongst other bodies on the Bator Bro Tug Rug, it is warmed by your body heat – and needs a firmer formula lube.

    Obviously, feel free to use a regular Strokinut to refill it if you’re not particularly body-heat warm. But it’ll launch with the Uncut Summer Edition of lube, designed to stay firm in the warmest of conditions (we’ve tested it, trust me!)

    Thanks as always for your support – love you guys.

    xx Steve

  • Back In Stock for Spring

    Back In Stock for Spring

    We’ve been cooking our great regular formula all week and we’ve got great stock for the Spring! Thanks guys for the support you’ve been incredible.

    Also cooking up the new Uncut Summer Edition we’ve been testing out in the warmer parts of the party, and in the world – something that stays firmer when it gets (temperature) warm!

    I’ve also noted that some of you fully-intact-guys want more grip for a ‘skin-slide’ style of bate, rather than the ‘full exterior glide’ that cut dudes tend to do – and Uncut Summer is meant to cater to you too.

    Watch out for a Special Edition launch soon – and a special offer to either add it to your collection, or a discount to thank you for your prior loyalty.

    I’m making this all for you guys, you know.

  • Out of Stock??

    Out of Stock??

    Incredibly, we’ve sold out of our inital stock. You horny people!

    But no worries – a new, special edition is coming! We’ve been fielding feedback from you guys all over, and we’re working on releasing a new Uncut/Summer Edition!

    Firmer
    Harder
    Greasier

    Designed to stay firm in warmer conditions/in the sun, whilst also being great for guys who are uncut and like a grippier product so they don’t lose traction on their full-skin tugs.

    Stay tuned!

  • One day Pop-up Store 12th March!

    One day Pop-up Store 12th March!

    If you missed out on your chance to grab a Strokinut Oil on Sunday – we’re holding a one-day pop-up tomorrow! Limited quantities available until April.

    Come see us right across the street from the Finsbury Park station @ Someday Bar from 12-6pm to grab some lubes (we’ll have Standard 188ml and Stealth Mini 80ml). And grab a zine too at an add-on discount!

    Pre-order a Strokinut Oil Standard here to reserve for pickup tomorrow.

    https://square.link/u/M6uoj1w5

  • Now available for preorder

    Now available for preorder

    Guys, we’re taking advantage of our small-batch, handmade quality and offering personalisation of your very own tin of Strokinut Oil – if you preorder by Saturday, 8th March!

    Extra 15% off the promo price for ticket holders – instead of the £38 shelf price, you get it for £24 and with the name of your choice on it, too.

    Be great as a surprise gift for that special dude you connected with –