Guys – WE’RE LOCAL! I can’t believe we’re finally here – this new USA shop is finally online, and can take preorders now for shipping next week!

Strokinut Oil – Made in Brooklyn, NYC – Designed in London.

It’s been a hard journey.

Shipping will be from inside the country, so all prices are what you will pay up front with no worries about import or customs delays or duties.

Get your new grease in your hands in 1-3 days.

Free ship on all USA orders $49+!

It’s been a crazy month here at the workshop, and we’re trying to grapple with all the changes (and issues) with shipping, costs, and ultimately make sure we can get Strokinut to you in the way it was meant to arrive.

I’ve been using ‘slow’ international shippers as they let me keep shipping costs from the UK reasonable to places all over the world, but with temperatures around the world reaching record numbers, our boxes aren’t doing well sitting in shipping containers for days at a time. So we’ve got to adjust and go with fast shippers (2-3 days or so), which will cost a little more. But, you will get your order much more quickly and intact!

Natural products are always a delicate balance between stability and usability – unlike products full of non-renewable, fossil fuel byproducts like in “Albo”.

We’re learning as a new small-batch, handcrafted business.

Thank you again for sticking with us!!

Incredibly, we’ve sold out of our inital stock. You horny people!

But no worries – a new, special edition is coming! We’ve been fielding feedback from you guys all over, and we’re working on releasing a new Uncut/Summer Edition!

Firmer
Harder
Greasier

Designed to stay firm in warmer conditions/in the sun, whilst also being great for guys who are uncut and like a grippier product so they don’t lose traction on their full-skin tugs.

Stay tuned!

Guys, we’re taking advantage of our small-batch, handmade quality and offering personalisation of your very own tin of Strokinut Oil – if you preorder by Saturday, 8th March!

Extra 15% off the promo price for ticket holders – instead of the £38 shelf price, you get it for £24 and with the name of your choice on it, too.

Be great as a surprise gift for that special dude you connected with –

We launch in 5 days at the Bator Bro Party (London)! We’re doing a full takeover of the party – there will be lots of tins around the two full floors of the event for dudes to grease up with.

Can’t wait – see you there guys!

After months of testing, tasting, sniffing, and sliding – it’s ready!

I’m so excited to bring this labor of love(making) to you – after suffering years of synthetic products for my personal bate lube.

I got tired of covering my dick in synthetic, crude oil-refinement industry products full of mineral oil and petrolatum.

Stuff that tasted and felt disgusting in my mouth too – not to mention that mineral oil is banned from anything that goes into your body in the UK and Europe.

It’ll be available exclusively through Bator Bro in London – you can find out more about that here, and how you can become a member to buy some of the first of our *hard* launch!

Big nuts and love,

-S